I’m baaack! I had to get out of myspace! IT’s too full of pedophiles! I even saw one couple that was dating and were over a year apart in age!  Not to mention non-waiters on God! Back to good old xanga, where at least there’s pro-anorexia blogrings that I can link to and impress everyone with how much I care for teens! Along with my obligatory dream to “work with” them! Age-segregated ministries rock! Because if kids are not infused with the classroom-culture’s horrible, heart-stopping fear that somewhere, somehow two people who are more than a year apart in age might get within 10 feet of each other, you’ll end up like that dating couple that isn’t weighting on GOD!!!!!!!! But I digress.

The trouble with coming back to xanga, though, is all the troublemakers on it!!! Pedophiles are only marginally worse than than that terrible terrible terrible mean mean mean sight called Bad CIU Alumni which I am linking to for your convenience and horror!!!!!! And one time they said @$$, helping the devil achieve his plans for the world!!! And what do you mean you can’t trust the financial aid office to be fair anymore?? If the lower income students want aid they should learn how to be extroverted at the Big Brother Is Watching You Scholarship Competition!  how could this come out of CIU? What if my parents knew about that?? I’d better not tell them about that next time I talk to them, on my cell phone, after dark, sitting in some really weird place like the middle of a sidewalk or parking place, so that everyone will think I’m really sensitive and spontaneous and special and spiritual and unique !!!!!

Could you guys pray for me? I dont have a clue about what I’m going to do after I graduate! I’d love to stay here and work at the school, but seeing as how I’m not related to anyone who already works here, there’s no chance in heaven I’d get a job! Why couldn’t MY parents have been friends with Dr. Murray? But maybe there’s hope . . . . . I’m pushy and would be really incompetent . . . maybe the Lord is powerful enough to get me a job when I have two out of the three requirements! Because I want really bad to work at CIU, since my career plan is to work with junior high girls!!!!!

Well, bye, the girls and I are going to the Marble Slab because we’re really cool! It’s so much fun to hang out at places where you’re likely to see other CIU people! Minor rant though! When you’re somewhere in the other section of the universe that is not CIU, Harbison Avenue, and you see someone from CIU whom you dont know but recognize there face, do you realize how very very very much it hurts our self esteem and makes us hate you if you dont act like best friends???? Its like those awful awful awful mean mean mean boys who don’t say your name when they return our “hi”!!!!!

 So I’m glad I’m posting this now, beacause just as evangecubes and bible verse checks instantly save everyone who see them, xanga rants immediately change the world profoundly and thus are worth mountainous amounts of time and effort!!!!!!!!!!! Therefore by the time we get to Marble Slab we’ll all be one big happy family! And I really mean big too. I’m going to get lots of ice cream. I’m getting too thin to be a CIU girl.  Especially since it's back to the salad bar tomorrow!!!  And if I see you there you better SMIIIIIIIIIIIILE at me!!!!!!!